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I watch as I click the ‘play’ button for about the 50th time. This may seem sad to some people, but I can’t stop myself. The beginning shot shows Neo, coming into focus, followed by a very stoned shot of him opening his eyes. Following this are several shots of Morpheus and Trinity turning and taking of glasses. Next are some big ships that look like they come out of a box that is sold for at your local warehouse.

After this reasonably predictable opening sequence it gets more interesting. A brilliantly timed series of lights going of precedes an awesome kick by the protector of the Oracle to some other random dude who could be Morpheus. We then are treated to a Smith special, an utterly hilarious laugh. Then some flashes of shots which I can’t be bothered explaining, because I am too lazy. Smith says something cool, then Neo officially kills it with his unemotional ‘It ends tonight”.

The religious music starts, which is contrasting with explosions and guns. Some more ships followed by some cool doors which house more random people with guns and green lights (don’t ask me). An interesting sequence of shots showing angry agent Smiths watching as the big ‘head honcho’ Smith takes on Neo. Some tightening of knuckles precedes an anticipated run at each other before they interestingly punch each other without making any attempt to dodge. Next, Trinity does some cool turn and shoots this dude.

From what I have gathered that dude who protects the oracle is on the goodies side, either this or he has real bad aim. Some more turns and shooting which makes the Matrix just that begin to conclude the trailer. A few more explosions and some guy who looks like Morpheus gets nailed. A kissing scene and some dude with lots of fleas. More guns, then more shootings, precede an utterly awesome ending.

All good.